Category Archives: General Foolery

Thanksgiving.

Aw, I always feel sorry for Thanksgiving. It’s like the middle child of holidays. I still love you, TG. You’re the only holiday that doesn’t judge me for eating my weight in casseroles and pies over a 2 hour period. … Continue reading

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DAMN. YOU. PUMPKIN.

Somebody come and look at this. LOOK AT IT!! This is an abomination. A slap in the face to southern grandmamas, to Mexican grandmamas, to cast iron skillets, to hot water, hell, even Jiffy gotta be pissed about this. Pumpkin, … Continue reading

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Are you do-do?

What people *should* do and what they *actually* do are two completely different things. So ask yourself what kind of person you are: a should-do…or a do-do.

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Wild Things

Attention: A bobcat is on the loose in the TriState area (Jersey to be specific). A bobcat. FOR THE SIXTH TIME. If you want to keep wild/exotic pets, I need you to KEEP THEM. As in, TO YOURSELF.  AT YOUR … Continue reading

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Calm the fu@% down, people.

Is it stupid that I’m more scared of catching the flu than ebola? No. Because SCIENCE IS REAL AND I’M NOT IN DANGER. Everyone please calm the f#c% down with the alerts and newsflashes and that red outlined, “scary” picture … Continue reading

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